Girls night, you are keen to let your hair down and party with your ladies! Woo! But sleazy Steve won’t give up the chase.
You may think you are original, but I can almost guarantee that us girls have heard most of it before. The classic Joey ‘ How you doin’ does not still stand as a pick up line. In fact, pick up lines in general are pretty shit and 95% of the time don’t work any way.
Here are some loose guidelines, five ways NOT to pick up girls.
1. Creepin’ On The Dance Floor
When a girl is on the dance floor looking like she is having a great time she probably is, so leave her alone. If there is one thing that ruins a good boogey is a creeper crampin’ your style . It’s not smooth, it’s not sexy. It’s just not. So dance by yourself unless there is 100% chance that the girl is gearing for a grind.
2. Alcohol Sweat
No one likes smelly sweat, especially when it hits on you. When you’re standing at the bar sipping on a vodka raspberry and you are disturbed by a walking gym towel, nobody wins. Yes it’s understandable that when it’s hot you sweat, but when you can’t tell if you’ve been doused in vodka or sweating up a storm, please don’t prowl.
3. Slop Fest
If you are too drunk to introduce yourself, then perhaps you’re not fit to pick up. It is quite embarrassing when you can’t handle your drink but are convinced you have eyes for a bird across the room. Everything about a sloppy drunk is gross.
4. Buying Her Time
If you have to result in buying a girl a drink, then don’t expect to see her again that night. You are pretty much buying her time and that’s not the best start. So save your dollars and use your words.
5. All Of The Above – The Persistent Pest
There is nothing worse than the guy that thinks he’s God’s gift and won’t take no for an answer. If she’s interested, she’ll agree to neck on the first time you try. The third time is not a charm.
